Monday, December 15, 2008

Did The Gays Really set a Church on Fire?


Somebody burned up Palin's church and guess who they're blaming...not Dr. Marlena Evans on the left, but us...the gays.

Wasilla Bible Church was hit with old fashioned arson this Friday and the damages are up to $1 million dollars! That's a lot of tithes.

But how are we to blame? Well, in some reports the reasons vary, however one reason remains consistent. For example, AP says:

Early in Palin’s campaign, the church was criticized for promoting in a Sunday bulletin a Focus on the Family “Love Won Out Conference” in Anchorage. The conference promised to “help men and women dissatisfied with living homosexually understand that same-sex attractions can be overcome.”

So that equals us burning down the church? Child cheese, we didn't do that. It was Friday night, the last place we would be is at a church. But if they want to point fingers, they may want to start with the witches. Yes, I said witches.

Remember, Palin's church had the Witch doctor/hunter, Thomas Muthee, who's been known to hunt a few witches every other week. I guess it was payback time for the Samanthas.

But on a serious note, no one was hurt in the fire.

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